Diane Simpson is pleased to present a series of talks relating to behaviour and personality. Be aware that ALL of the presentations can be tailored or combined to complement YOUR event.

[1] ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS? – don’t make me laugh!’. An insightful look at a serious subject that manages to teeter on the brink of being utterly ridiculous. “Absolutely hilarious”.

[2] ‘GRAPHOLOGY’ An entertaining introduction to graphology …the science of personality assessment via the analysis of writing. This interactive talk takes the audience on a stroll through the mind of a serial killer all the way to how to write with your ‘wrong’ hand. Includes the opportunity for every member of the audience to take a look at what their own writing reveals. Astounding graphics and a wealth of humour. Sceptics especially welcome. Interesting handouts.

[3] ‘YOUR RIGHT MIND’ An amazing lecture during which every member of the audience builds up an accurate profile of their natural strengths and weaknesses. A presentation designed to help participants kick-start the creative side of their thinking. Hilarious antics plus inspiring revelations. Useful free handouts.

[4] ‘MINDFULNESS’ A simple way to improve memory. Learn how to relax and effectively handle painful thoughts and feelings. Useful handouts. CD available.

[5] ‘STRESS’ A three pronged attack on that insidious enemy STRESS. Designed to help each member of the audience turn stress into motivation by utilising some fascinating techniques! Some intriguing free giveaways for every member of the audience.

[6] ‘MUSIC IN MIND’ Why we like or dislike particular pieces of music plus how music can be made to influence our thinking and decision making. Includes a lot of amazing music plus some fascinating free handouts.

[7] ‘SPEAKING YOUR MIND’ A hilarious look at some of the horrors encountered by a professional speaker AND how to prevent them happening in the first place! A humorous  and inspirational presentation that includes such nuggets as how NOT to cope in a hostage situation and how it feels to find yourself before an audience who have been drinking for three solid hours! Excellent free handouts.

[8] ‘HUMOUR’ A fascinating (and hilarious) examination of humour. Discover what amuses you, your friends AND enemies ….and why!

[9] ‘PETER SUTCLIFFE’ An insightful examination of the ‘Yorkshire Ripper’ case by the handwriting analyst who worked on the case and subsequently, and at his invitation, spent 400 hours talking to Peter Sutcliffe one-to-one.

[10] ‘HEARING MATTERS’ Especially designed for those with hearing problems and those who know someone with hearing problems. A real eye opener for all concerned!

[11] ‘SERIAL KILLERS’  This breathtaking, adult only, presentation covers the crimes of some of the world’s most infamous killers. See and hear their comments and ‘explanations’ and learn about the advances being made to detect and prevent these crimes.

[12] A MIND PROVOKING ‘AWAY-DAY’ [AND/OR ENTERTAINMENT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON, FULL DAY OR EVENING] Hours of unsurpassable insights and humour as the audience are taken on a leisurely stroll through the landscapes of their own minds – with some fascinating and unforgettable detours. Punctuated by laughter and open mouthed surprise, each member of the audience gets to know the most fascinating person in the world .. themselves!!! Includes team assessment, team building and individual personality profiling. Completely lacking in humiliation, this is an entertaining and positive experience.

NB For full talk/subject listing contact Diane directly.


But first please tell me what you want…

ALL of my presentations contain humour and require a varying degree of audience participation; some require the use of visual projection and MOST can be adapted and/or combined to suit virtually any occasion. To tailor the presentation to the event it is necessary to know as much as possible about the occasion, so to enable us to decide the most appropriate content for your talk please give me a call or email me.

Please take note that once a date [for a talk, an exhibition or work-shop] has been confirmed (verbally or in writing), I will hold the date[s] regardless of fire, flood, earthquake OR other bookings. Therefore, when an engagement is cancelled, unless I am able to get another booking for that day, a fee is payable.

There are three fears that most people suffer at one time or another. The third worst fear is – PUBLIC SPEAKING. The second worst fear is – DYING. But the worst fear of all is – DYING WHILE SPEAKING IN PUBLIC [….sniffle]

3 thoughts on “TALKS

  1. Hi There
    We run a calendar of Ladies Lunches and I am interested in possibly having you to talk at one. Maybe on the subject of Graphology. Please can you advise what your charge would be and also if you are available on either June 8th and 10th August.
    Many thanks

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